Twerkila
This is CLEARLY the biggest stretch for “health” blog post that we’ve done but since things are warming up outside I wanted to share a little about one of my favorite spirits. TWERKILA! I worked in a well stocked tequila bar for three years in NYC and learning to love the nuances of each sip as opposed to taking shots and feeling like death the next morning was a revelation. I shall now share with you my takeaways. Oi! Oi!!!
When you steer clear of the sugary garbage brands, a new world opens up. One where hangovers are a thing of the past. First, for the beginners start with a crisp, chilled Blanco that is 100% Agave. (Translation: there is no added baloney). Take your nose to the glass and blow a little into it (I know this sounds insane but it really helps you smell all the fun smells you never realized were there). You may get pineapple, white pepper, mango, citrus fruits, and even savory smells. It’s just like wine, don’t take it to seriously but let your nose have a little fun. Next, sip and enjoy. Shots aren’t an option anymore. (Remember we are being adults now).
Now a lot of people swear by the health benefits of tequila, and some have their merit. Obviously any form of alcohol without moderation isn’t healthy. In no way am I promoting Tequila as a health food, however it can be a healthier alternative to other beverages enjoyed by adults.
1) It’s GLUTEN FREE! I know you were having an internal meltdown but it’s ok now you can relax. Hallelujah! Gluten free is like, so hot right now you guys.
2) Some tequilas contain probiotics (mi favorita!) and therefore aid in digestion. Many swear by a little bit before dinner. (But don’t get sauced).
3) It can be a healthy option when trying to lose weight and help with your metabolism. How? Alcohol is of course easily drinkable calories, but when done in moderation the sugars in Tequila won’t spike your blood sugar levels leaving it as glycemic index friendly.
4) You can potentially have less of a hangover!!! Blanco tequila contains fewer congeners than red wine and brown spirits. Who dat?!?? Congeners are substances like acetone and tannins that are produced during fermentation that statistically worsen hangovers. Crazy right? #SCIENCE
So what are my favorites over the years?!?!?
- Casamigos. It’s freaking delish guys and the best moderately priced bottle. Also, the brand was started by George Clooney and his friends because they liked being cool silver haired foxes that sip tequila together so much that they had to make their own. Sometimes you just have to admire from afar. Just kidding get involved! Get yo self one!
- Casa Dragones. If you are feeling so super fly and need the ultimate treat investment this one is it. At a stunning $290 a bottle it takes sipping tequila to the next level. Worth every sip though.
- Don Julio. An old school brand that never disappoints. Try their 1942 label. It’s like Tequila meets aged barrel heaven. Slow clap for them.
- Espolón. A delicious sipping tequila and also my favorite to mix into a little margarita action without feeling the guilt of ruining the artistry. High quality margaritas made with fresh ingredients, (no sour mix you animals!) goes a long way.
- Casa Noble. Another classic brand with tasty written all over it. Muy delicioso.
BONUS ROUND!
- Gran Centenario Rosangel Hibiscus Infused Tequila. BOOM! I mean, if the name doesn’t sell it…..it’s blush pink tequila in the most exquisite tasty way. If you wanna get fancy AF this summer snag a bottle of this. (And it’s only $30!). You will rise like a phoenix from the ashes and have the pizazz of Disney’s The Rocketeer!!!! (If you haven’t seen Disney’s The Rocketeer slap yourself in the face right now. Go get a bottle of this tequila dream and rent that movie tonight!!!! If you live with roommates or a loved one, they will likely question your sanity but stay strong, this is gonna be a night to remember!)
May the tequila odds be ever in your favor,
Julia