Skin Sun Care
WEAR SUNSCREEN.
WEAR SUNSCREEN ON YOUR FACE.
WEAR SUNSCREEN ON YOUR BODY.
WEAR SUNSCREEN ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FEET CAUSE MOST OF US FORGET TO DO THAT PART.
WEAR SUNSCREEN BEHIND YOUR EARS.
WEAR SUNSCREEN ON YOUR EYELIDS AND DON’T DO WHAT I DID IN JR. HIGH WHICH WAS TO PUT VASELINE ON MY EYELIDS AS AN EYESHADOW PRIMER AND THEN GO TO THE BEACH. YOU WILL HAVE RED BURNED SKIN EYESHADOW FOR WEEKS. AND RED ISN’T EVEN A CUTE EYESHADOW COLOR.
WEAR SUNSCREEN VIA SUNSCREEN CHAPSTICK ON YOUR LIPS BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS WRINKLES THERE.
DRINK LOTS OF WATER. LIKE MORE THAN NORMAL. DRINK IT. DRINK MORE.
WEAR SUNSCREEN MULTIPLE TIMES. LIKE REAPPLY EVERY FEW HOURS CAUSE THAT SHIZ AIN’T WORKING ANYMORE. AND THE BOTTLE TOLD US TO DO SO PEOPLE. WE REALLY ARE DUMB SOMETIMES.
WEAR SUNSCREEN UNDER YOUR MAKEUP IF YOU ARE A LADY OR FABULOUS LIZA MINNELLI IMPERSONATOR. YOUR NORMAL MAKEUP WILL NOT MAGICALLY PROTECT YOU FROM THE POWER OF THE FREAKING SUN DUH.
WEAR A HAT IF YOU NEED ANOTHER OPTION APART FROM SUNSCREEN. BUT ALSO WEAR SUNSCREEN.
WASH YOUR FACE A LOT BECAUSE SUNSCREEN CLOGS YOUR PORES LIKE CRAZY. BUT ALSO WEAR SUNSCREEN ANYWAY BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN THE POINT BY NOW SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THE INFORMATION PROCESSING PART OF YOUR BRAIN. OR THE JOKING PART. BUT THIS ISN’T A JOKE WEAR SUNSCREEN.
WEAR SUNGLASSES AND LOOK V POPULAR AND CHIC.
WEAR CLOTHING TO PROTECT YOUR SKIN. PUT SUNSCREEN ON THE EXPOSED SKIN PARTS. IF YOU ARE PLANNING ON BEING NAKED ALL SUMMER WEAR SUNSCREEN.
DO NOT GO TO TANNING BEDS OR I WILL FUCKING LOSE MY GODDAMN SHIT. THIS IS NOT A JOKE IF YOU STILL GO TO TANNING BEDS YOU ARE ASKING FOR MISERY. ALSO I AM HARD CORE JUDGING YOU. LIKE JR. HIGH SCHOOL STYLE SHAME. SHAME THAT YOU MAY NEVER RECOVER FROM EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT REMEMBERS THE TIME YOU HAD SUNBURNT EYELIDS AND EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO YOUR MAKEUP BUT YOU SO DID BUT NOW YOU ARE 30 AND NOT EVEN YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS REMEMBER THIS BUT YOU HAVE TO REMIND THEM BECAUSE THE SHAME IS TOO DEEP TO BEAR ALONE. SHAME LIKE THAT. DON’T USE TANNING BEDS.
WEAR SUNSCREEN.
GONNA WEAR BURLESQUE PASTIES ALL SUMMER W/ SUNSCREEN,
JULIA